Emperor Jimmy has been shot by a sniper at a speech to the 3rd Legion. The incident occured earlier today at a conference centre in southern Dino-Town. The sniper is thought to have teleported into a ventilation shaft near to the podium and shot Jimmy at point blank range through the shaft grill before teleporting out again.
The Dino authorities are refusing to comment on the status of Jimmy, one newspaper has said he has been killed though some others are saying he is critically ill. Ronald was also present at the venue but was not shot at. The Dinos have begun a level 1 security alert across the empire. More news as we get it.
Update@22:27 : Emperor Ronald made an appearance on Dino TV in which he deplored the cowardly sniper. He said that Jimmy was seriously injured but the doctors were hopeful he would survive. A massive dinohunt has begun across Dino-Land with the entire army and SS mobilised.
Update@09:11 (Sunday) : The Dinos have reported that Emperor Jimmy is in a serious but stable condition following a 6 hour operation.
