Issued by Central Control - April 26th 2105
His Illustrious Eminence Lord Rotarios has been considering the future of the DDS with his unparalleled intellect, hail to his name! "With the unprofessional decadent Rectoids now defeated the time is right to consider the goals of the DDS, which stands for personal growth, targeted career goal progression and enhanced professional realisation!" said Lord Rotarios, the unequalled master of professionalism, at a press conference yesterday.
"I have been considering a rebrand of the DDS, perhaps even a new name which better reflects the route to progress for which we now aspire to. Focus groups have indicated the old name of DDS could be improved upon thus I have begun a process of redefining the core values of the DDS with a view to a full rebrand at a later date." the fearless master of the forces of professionalism continued.
Lord Rotarios also announced rewards for the professionalism showed by the crew of the SS Carboniferous in their endeavours to defeat the Rectoids. He declared them the winners of this month's "Most On-Message Award", a new prestigious award for the current heroes of personal development. The winners of the award have the enviable reward of holding the beautiful wooden plaque for a month. Windscorpion's Red House was also awarded 100 house points.
General Windscorpion is reported to have entered an orgasm of professional pleasure.
