After a late surge The Orchid's Yellow House won the DDS Inter-House Competition yet again! Although Windy's Red House did have the lead for much of the month The Orchid scored heavily with a secret mission in the last few days to snatch victory from the Reds.
The Orchid wished to thank her agent, her manager and God! He being Lord Rotarios of course!
26.8.05
Clones voice disquiet over DDS & Dino moves into New Arit
HCS Commander Captain Clone has told a group of HCS officers at a presentation on Sand World that DDS moves to bring New Arit into the DDS and the Dinos establishing a base there could destabilise the general peace that has existed between the Central Powers for some years now. "New Arit is a strategic point that offers an ideal access route into our empire, can we allow the DDS and Dinos to have bases there?" he is reported to have said.
Captain Clone called for the DDS and Dinos to include the HCS in their plans and for the HCS to also have base facilities in the small territory of the Aritans. "We three powers defeated the Porquatians when they invaded Arit, thus we three powers should maintain our influence there."
He added that space forces in the area would have to be strengthened because of this.
Captain Clone called for the DDS and Dinos to include the HCS in their plans and for the HCS to also have base facilities in the small territory of the Aritans. "We three powers defeated the Porquatians when they invaded Arit, thus we three powers should maintain our influence there."
He added that space forces in the area would have to be strengthened because of this.
Lord Rotarios to release another bestseller!
Lord Rotarios, without whom our lives would be utterly devoid of meaning, is to release another book before christmas, that is likely to be another massive seller... or else. The book "1001 Glorious Quotations Of Lord Rotarios" collects the magnificent oratory genius of Lord Rotarios into one unmissable volume!
All professionals are expected to purchase this volume, they had better have a good reason for their unprofessionalism if they don't...
All professionals are expected to purchase this volume, they had better have a good reason for their unprofessionalism if they don't...
25.8.05
Dinos to peacekeep on Oscar?
The situation on Oscar continues to deteriorate on the human side. A recent DDS survey team found rival armed gangs battling on the streets of the capital and a near total collapse of law and order and infrastructure. Because of the Clone element on the planet the UNP have been wary of sending DDS forces in, the HCS have made no secret of the fact they would respond by deploying their own troops.
However a solution may be to bring in a third-party. It is thought that the Dino 11th Legion is preparing to be deployed to the planet to restore law and order and lay the ground work for a UNP effort to restore an elected leadership. Ronald discussed and agreed with the plan during his visit to DDS GHQ recently, so state unnamed sources close to the DDS heirarchy. The 11th Legion has also begun unscheduled training in the Dino urban warfare training site near Yavilanda, observers report a build-up of stores at Upper Yulan airbase and a large number of transport Dinomarks being assembled there.
According to our sources in the Dino Army a detachment of the elite 6th Legion has already headed out to Oscar to survey the situation and find a suitable landing point. The 6th Legion and an SS-D brigade will then support the landing of the 11th Legion which will also include an armoured brigade of the SS. The Dinos have agreed to the mission in return for a 100 year lease and landing rights for a space base on New Arit reports Janes Space Defense Daily.
Its all rumours and speculation now but if the mission is already underway then we should expect confirmation from the Dinos and the DDS soon. The reaction of the HCS is unknown.
However a solution may be to bring in a third-party. It is thought that the Dino 11th Legion is preparing to be deployed to the planet to restore law and order and lay the ground work for a UNP effort to restore an elected leadership. Ronald discussed and agreed with the plan during his visit to DDS GHQ recently, so state unnamed sources close to the DDS heirarchy. The 11th Legion has also begun unscheduled training in the Dino urban warfare training site near Yavilanda, observers report a build-up of stores at Upper Yulan airbase and a large number of transport Dinomarks being assembled there.
According to our sources in the Dino Army a detachment of the elite 6th Legion has already headed out to Oscar to survey the situation and find a suitable landing point. The 6th Legion and an SS-D brigade will then support the landing of the 11th Legion which will also include an armoured brigade of the SS. The Dinos have agreed to the mission in return for a 100 year lease and landing rights for a space base on New Arit reports Janes Space Defense Daily.
Its all rumours and speculation now but if the mission is already underway then we should expect confirmation from the Dinos and the DDS soon. The reaction of the HCS is unknown.
24.8.05
Details emerge from the battle with the Tarbotians
Vodaphone, the Director Of Communications, held a media briefing at DDS Media Centre earlier today where he gave out some more details of the recent successful battle against the Tarbotians. Vodaphone said that 11 Tarbotian ships are now known to have been either destroyed or seriously put out of action. The Tarbotians themselves destroyed two of these ships after the crews were removed. The losses included the Tarbotian flag and it is thought the General commanding the fleet was killed.
Two DDS ships were badly damaged, the Lepton is currently being towed to the nearby Dino planet of Xi where repairs will take place so it can later return home under it's own power. Full repairs will probably take a month once it reaches a DDS port. The Holocene was more badly damaged and is being taken to Sanger Alpha 6329, full repairs are expected to take 4-5 months. Three other ships also received notable damage but they should be repaired by the end of next month after they reach port. Sixteen heroic DDS crewmen lost their lives Vodaphone said.
Following the battle the DDS are keeping some ships in the area and are considering a permanent base perhaps at New Arit. However this would first need negotiations with the Dinos and Clones as their territory is also nearby.
Two DDS ships were badly damaged, the Lepton is currently being towed to the nearby Dino planet of Xi where repairs will take place so it can later return home under it's own power. Full repairs will probably take a month once it reaches a DDS port. The Holocene was more badly damaged and is being taken to Sanger Alpha 6329, full repairs are expected to take 4-5 months. Three other ships also received notable damage but they should be repaired by the end of next month after they reach port. Sixteen heroic DDS crewmen lost their lives Vodaphone said.
Following the battle the DDS are keeping some ships in the area and are considering a permanent base perhaps at New Arit. However this would first need negotiations with the Dinos and Clones as their territory is also nearby.
23.8.05
Interview : Kommandant Kurt Von Kane
Commander Von Kane is a rising star in the New DDS, which stands for uncomfortable underwear, cancelled benefits and a lick of the cat. The ship commander played a vital role in the victory over the Tarbotians, here he talks to Latest Victory News.
Latest Victory News : First of all congratulations on your promotion to Commander.
Kurt Von Kane : Danke mein Herr, but you should say Kommandant Englander.
LVN : Er... quite. You have not been in the DDS for long have you.
KVK : Ja, before I voz in der UNP defense force but they are just a load of arschlochs. Alvayz care about der human rights. Gott in Himmel! In der DDS I have der chance to express my true self. Vunderbar!
LVN : But weren't you kicked out of the UNP for gross misconduct?
KVK : It voz a Bolshevik plot. Those schweines vill pay!
LVN : Indeed. Now it seems you arn't German are you, but are English? From Birmingham? In fact your grandfather was the bloke who strapped a nuclear warhead to his head and tried to blow up the Rotunda?
KVK : Dat ich not true! Lies! Englander propaganda!
LVN : And you watched "Allo Allo" and thought it was a documentary?
KVK : Bolshevik lies und plots! Der Fuhrer vill crush them one day. Heil Rotarios!
LVN : OK, so how do you see your career panning out.
KVK : Vun day I will be der Gruppenfuhrer ein der DDS und have mein own fleet of der U-Boats, then der Englanders will be defeated fur der Fuhrer! Sieg!
LVN : Do you think you are in World War 2 or something?? You are an Isometric commander not a U-Boat captain.
KVK : Ja der great var against der Bolsheviks. Anyvay enough of der interview, I have der vork to do. Der Fuhrer orders und I obey. Auf'weidersein Englander. For you ze var is over!!!
LVN : Er... bye bye!
Latest Victory News : First of all congratulations on your promotion to Commander.
Kurt Von Kane : Danke mein Herr, but you should say Kommandant Englander.
LVN : Er... quite. You have not been in the DDS for long have you.
KVK : Ja, before I voz in der UNP defense force but they are just a load of arschlochs. Alvayz care about der human rights. Gott in Himmel! In der DDS I have der chance to express my true self. Vunderbar!
LVN : But weren't you kicked out of the UNP for gross misconduct?
KVK : It voz a Bolshevik plot. Those schweines vill pay!
LVN : Indeed. Now it seems you arn't German are you, but are English? From Birmingham? In fact your grandfather was the bloke who strapped a nuclear warhead to his head and tried to blow up the Rotunda?
KVK : Dat ich not true! Lies! Englander propaganda!
LVN : And you watched "Allo Allo" and thought it was a documentary?
KVK : Bolshevik lies und plots! Der Fuhrer vill crush them one day. Heil Rotarios!
LVN : OK, so how do you see your career panning out.
KVK : Vun day I will be der Gruppenfuhrer ein der DDS und have mein own fleet of der U-Boats, then der Englanders will be defeated fur der Fuhrer! Sieg!
LVN : Do you think you are in World War 2 or something?? You are an Isometric commander not a U-Boat captain.
KVK : Ja der great var against der Bolsheviks. Anyvay enough of der interview, I have der vork to do. Der Fuhrer orders und I obey. Auf'weidersein Englander. For you ze var is over!!!
LVN : Er... bye bye!
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