11.2.16

Spikeson discharged from hospital

Spikeson, the Minister of Health, has been discharged from hospital following the injuries he suffered during an assassination attempt. Spikeson was on good swearing form and says he will be back "in action" in a week or so.

The SS have reported that his assailant was a former Dino Army officer, and colleague of Spikeson, with a grudge. The man, who has not been named, is reported to have been killed in a shoot out near a war memorial.