Have you been keeping attention this year? See how you do with the following quiz and then see how you rate.
1) Who did Redjec marry?
a) Rathun
b) Crystal Ribbon
c) Windy
2) Who does the resurrected Megara work for?
a) An unnamed being from the future
b) Mutre Bee
c) Dr Slow
3) Who is Terin and why is he working for Oojok?
a) He is a HCS agent
b) He is Oojok's son
c) He is a mercenary
4) According to Ronald why do the SS speak in their funny pseudo-German way?
a) They copied Nazi prisoners
b) They watched Allo Allo and thought it was a documentary
c) It was a policy of an (insane) former SS Commander
5) What year did Megara and Dicknose go back to to foil a temporal plot?
a) 1971
b) 2086
c) 2033
6) On what planet did Ronald encounter primitive saurians who flew biplanes?
a) Randalf 74
b) Orkadelrick
c) Sygnet 80
7) Why did Windy lead a joint DDS/Dino mission into the Bolitic at the start of the year?
a) To stop a new ash cannon becoming operational
b) To stop the Bolitic stealing TPM technology
c) To rescue a captured DDS General
8) How did Windy kill AP?
a) Shot him in the head
b) Blew up his ship
c) Fired a rocket up his ass then sent him into a pile of gas bottles where he died in a massive explosion
9) What rank is Dodek?
a) Knight and deputy to Lord Joshi
b) Head of house
c) Squire
10) What planet did Ice Ranger go to to hunt a renegade DDS officer?
a) Cloneworld
b) Dakkar
c) Castarian
11) Who invaded Dino-Land in 2074?
a) The Bolitic
b) The Nazis
c) The DDS
12) Who did LPG use to launch a false flag attack on DDS GHQ?
a) Zones
b) The ABBOs
c) The PRB
13) How did Ronald gain his amazing psychic powers?
a) A teleporter accident
b) Mystical occult powers
c) Genetic engineering
14) What happened during a meeting of the Dino Elders this year?
a) Strike by public sector workers
b) A terrorist plot to detonate a radiological bomb
c) Air attack
15) What happened to Unatel Gamma and Kontai?
a) They joined the DDS
b) They joined the Eritrans
c) They were invaded by the Clones
16) What do you use to defeat a Tarbotian energy sentry?
a) Water
b) Plasma cannon
c) Nothing, just run!
17) Who was shot in DDS Research HQ?
a) Windy
b) Dr Forbidden
c) AP
18) How did Redjec suppress the information the crew of SS Velocity had discovered?
a) He had the ship destroyed
b) Mind melt
c) Killed the crew by faking a reactor leak
19) Who tried to sell Ronald to the Bolitic?
a) The Repicans
b) The DDS
c) The Clones
20) Whose sex tape was shown on DDS TV?
a) Windy and Quarz
b) Redjec and Rathun
c) Onion and a toilet roll
That is the end of the quiz! You will find the answers below... no peeking now. After you have checked your answers see how you did with out score ratings...
Score : 0-3 - Trojan Warlord, is that you? 4-9 - Obviously a beginner, try harder or else... 10-13 - Windy is disappointed in you boy, you will turn up at iP Services at once for a structured programme of hard physical pursuits. 14-18 - Well done, you are a possible future DDS hero! 19-20 - Ronald, Windy, MBH... and now yourself.
Answers : 1a 2a 3b 4a 5c 6c 7a 8c 9a 10b 11b 12c 13a 14b 15c 16a 17b 18c 19a 20b
