Team Redjec is the fastest growing movement in the DDS with membership up 117,400% on an earlier period. We get literally a few applications every day but to save us time we have devised this simple quiz to help wannabe applicants see if they have a chance of being accepted into the true elite:
1) Have you or have you ever had any sexual thoughts about a close family member? Do you photo yourself self-abusing over their image then posting the pics on the internet? Y/N
2) Do you suffer from bed wetting? Especially if you have watched a scary TV programme or have eaten cheese before bedtime? Y/N
3) Are you afraid of balloons or loud noises like crisp packets being blown up? Or cats? Y/N
4) Do you admire Commander Redjec as a new God? Y/N
5) Not in a sexual way (unless you are a girl) but is Commander Redjec your idea of masculine perfection? If you are a girl then Commander Redjec will call you later. Y/N
6) Are you a loser? Have you never achieved anything of note in your life, which has been an endless conveyor belt of despair, abuse, bullying, self-loathing and woe? Y/N
7) Have you ever masturbated in front of class mates or close friends? Has it been videoed by your friends and put in Youtube? Y/N
8) Are you insecure about your body, especially genitalia? Did you post 100s of nude photos of yourself on-line as you wanted ridicule and humiliation to feed your desire for pain? Y/N
9) Do you self-harm because you are not as perfect as Commander Redjec? Y/N
10) Do clowns scare you? Y/N
How did you score? For each yes you score 1 point
0-3 : Sorry you are too cool to join Team Redjec
4-7 : As long as you worship Commander Redjec as your God we may consider you
8-9 : You are in, join Team Redjec : World Losers today!
10 : Why did you take the test Trojan Warlord, you are already in.
