Windy unveils "W's Style"

At a major speech at DDS Terran HQ today Windscorpion has outlined details of W's Style, the rebranded name for the Windy Massive, his unofficial band of followers. Windy said that W's Style or WS would be a "spiritual awakening" to all young men. He called on his followers to adhere to the central tenets of W's Style :

• Working hard, rest and freetime are obsolete
• Purity of body, no more coffee
• Purity of soul, cleanse thy thoughts of dirty bits

Windy then began to extol the virtues of his sponsor, Pepsi Max.