9.12.08

Gibson suffers unfortunate bottom injury

Dino Liaison Officer Gibson has suffered an unfortunate injury when a bridge he was walking along collapsed. It is not known why the bridge collapsed, some unconfirmed reports say there was an explosion beforehand but a DDS source says it was probably metal fatigue and definitely not an RPG, though unfortunately CCTV footage has been strangely lost.

Gibson fell some 10m and his bottom was impaled on a long shaft. He had to undergo 6 hours of anal reconstruction surgery. Though some say the damage was not as bad as when he usually has to have this done.