12.12.08

Dino Senate changes

Following Cruggson's elevation to Consul there have been some changes made to the Senate though no new members have needed to be inducted this year. Cruggson's old job of Minister of Trade & Industry has been given to Sleeze and also combined with Jimmy's old job of Minister of Finance. Jimmy has taken over the Interior Ministry with El Diablo taking GBH's Foreign Ministry job.

GBH and Ronald are planning to take most of the next couple of years off so have opted for less arduous portfolios. Ronald has become culture minister which, as anyone who knows Ronald, is probably the largest joke in the history of the universe. "Ronald thinks art is a misspelt bodily function." one wag said anonymously. GBH has taken a new job in charge of DDS liaison which in practice means he will give Gibson a long list of tasks which Gibson will have to complete no matter the cost, no matter how high. "Gibson is very good at performing under extreme pressure in the DDS." GBH said, causing the whole senate to erupt in laughter... for some reason.

Cruggson - Consul (Imperial Order)
MBH - Consul (Veritas = Truth)

Ronald - Head of the Senate & Minister of Cultural Affairs (Imperial Order)
GBH - Minister of DDS Relations (Imperial Order)
El Diablo - Minister of Foreign Affairs (Imperial Order)
Jimmy - Minister of the Interior (Liberal Party)
Zanus - Minister of Defence
Spikeson - Minister of Health & Social Services (Liberal Party)
Sleeze - Minister of Finance, Trade & Industry (Veritas = Truth)
Lakes - Head of the SS (Veritas = Truth)