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Character of the week index

Character of the week gives the crucial biog and stats on the top superstars in the DDS game. Characters profiled to date are :

Dino Death Squad

Truman - Not as bad as once feared
Tsunami - Lackey
The Shiner
- Finance Officer
Knobhead - Steady performer
Rubiks Cube Warrior - Mediocre Talent
Trojan Warlord - Loser
Firefly - Deputy to Windy
Caratore - Ship Captain
Kurt Von Kane - Ship Captain
Delicate Flower - Extreme pervert
Torus - Ship Captain
Lord Rotarios - DDS Commander
Action Painting - Director Of Operations
Dr Forbidden - Head Of DDS Research
Vodaphone - Director Of Communications
Horsehead - DDS Fleet Commander
Salamander - Triad member
Quarz - Captain and loser (updated 08/05/09)
The Hoods - Vanguard of the Rotarios regime
The Orchid - DDS Fleet Commander
Windscorpion - DDS Protector
Sea Urchin - DDS Fleet Commander
Redjec - DDS Security Officer

The Dinos

Hans & Otto - Der SS
Pircasa - Technical Support
Dougson - Chief Scientific Officer
Fuzzy - DDS Liaison Officer
G-B-H - Ronald's right-hand Dino
Gibson - Former head of Der SS
Ronaldson - youngest son of Ronald
Xaron - fish obsessed young man
SS Traffic Wardens - parking on yellow lines is a disease and they are the cure
Holisai - the Empress
Stinkyson - Ronald's son that went wrong
Henry - Lakes' enforcer
Razorback - Executive Officer
El Diablo - Home Secretary
Smellyson - ESBG Commander
Jimmy - Co-Emperor
The Cabal - bizarre cult maniacs
Spikeson - Chief Medical Officer
Zanus - Dino Legion Commander
Crickson - Dino Reality TV "star"
Z-B-H - Dino special duties
Cruggson - Dino Deputy Emperor
Lakes - Deputy SS Commander

The Hospital Carnage Squad

Ayatollah Clone XE - Spiritual Leader (updated 07/05/09)
Delta Clone - Superclone
Admiral Anderson - Idiot
Chief Inspector Warkloz - RP Inquisitor
Marcus Totallyuseless - Deputy to Benito
Benito Clone - Rebel Leader
Ayatollah Akiwati - Spiritual Leader of the Clones
Sleeze - HCS Deputy Emperor
The Friar - Deputy Spiritual Leader of the HCS
Megara - HCS Secret Agent
Captain Clone - HCS Commander and all-time legend