Ronaldson is the youngest son of Ronald and to be quite honest hes a bit of an embarassment. Wheras Ron's eldest son is butch (Smellyson) and the middle son Stinkyson is crafty Ronaldson is a wet limp lettuce. Hes so soft he even thinks the Guardian is a bit tough. Ronaldson doesn't like treks and adventure, unless it leads to a department store.
Of course military service was a nightmare for him. He hoped that being the son of the Emperor would give him an easy time but unfortunately the opposite was true. He tried to escape several times and was punished by having to peel a million potatoes. He tried to wriggle out of the army by accusing his trainer of abuse. Ronald finally gave in and took Ronaldson out of the army and instead he did the national service for girls : cooking, sewing and cosmetics. That was so much more him!
