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Character of the week : Salamander

Salamander is one of the Triad, the elite trio at the centre of DDS offensive operations. He is a cousin of Windscorpion and Firefly, and one bizarre fuck. Salamander's life revolves around his pet chainsaw (which he refers to as his girlfriend), spying on fat girls working at B&Q (he likes the aprons) and ultra violence. Salamander is a good soldier but not exactly the brain of the universe.

Salamander is not as tech as his cousins, his favoured weapon is a grenade launcher but he prefers to use the chainsaw. Usually these days he does his fighting onboard ship, despite his weirdness he is a top notch helmsman. The Triad would not be complete without Salamander, with his irrelevant air he often defuses tension between Windy and Firefly, and they both enjoy making him the butt of their rough humour.

Apparently he wears women's underwear under his metal suit.