the DDS are known for the coolest dialogue in the galaxy, here is a choice collection of funnies that will be built up over time. warning : bad language is below, also using these quotes in your everyday conversation may make you cool but it won't make you Windscorpion. (Newest quotes in bold).
M-B-H : Can you sense my hatred? Can you feel my loathing?
RONALD : Can you feel my knee smashing into your groin?
WINDSCORPION : Put a shell over those Limp Dick's heads.
SALAMANDER : How do you know their dicks are limp?
WINDSCORPION : Because I'm not naked yet.
WINDSCORPION : The VR Deck? Oh yeah... where losers have sex.
SOLDIER #1 : Its meaningless, it doesn't make any sense.
SOLDIER #2 : You are in the military now boy, nothing will ever make sense again.
FORTRAN : Whats that smell? Oh has Useless filled his pants?
MARCUS USELESS : Silence! Its just that this armour is very sweaty.
FORTRAN : Since when did sweat smell like that?
ROTARIOS : Useless Ratboy! Its all his fault! Everything he touches turn to smeg! He is a reverse Midas!
ROTARIOS : I'll prove to you why I am great and you are geek.
THE FRIAR : Its me The Friar! I'm Grand Master!
EPSILON : Oh I see.
COOKER TEE : Insane? I am a military genius! Did they call Napoleon mad? Stalin? Hitler?
ORCHID : They did actually.
ORCHID : Quiet, unless you want my boot to head into bollocksville again!
M-B-H : Aha Jimmy, I have a new role for you that perfectly suits your skills and ability : Chief Toilet Attendant.
DDS MAN : I'll make him talk sir. I'm the Punisher and my boyfriend finds out every night!
HOOD : Death is too good for this... thing! He must die!
LORD ROTARIOS : You! Trojan Twat, do you have any ideas?
ACTION PAINTING : It'll be the first time ever if he does.
HORSEHEAD : I live for death!
OPERATOR : I'm sorry sir but the enemy ships are moving too quickly!
DR SLOW : Wrong! You are moving too slowly!
WINDSCORPION : Gee Rollerball, theres a big hole in you!
