Spikeson, the Chief Medical Officer of the Dino Empire and latterly the Minister Of Health & Social Issues is one foul-mouthed ****! Spikeson is a character, a hard living and hard loving son of a gun who keeps the gossip columns in the Dino tabloids very busy. Spikeson is one of the old guard, and has been at Ronald's side since the early days of his regime. As the chief medic in the 6th Legion Spikeson was always busy considering the nature of the unit's exploits.
Later on Spikeson was given greater responsibility though his lifestyle has often caused him trouble. Gambling debts saw his suspended for selling secrets. His womanising has also caused him trouble with blackmail attempts. Spikeson's medical skills are stella however and many Dinos owe their lives to him, including Ronald and G-B-H.