SS Legionaries Mercedes and Audi are otherwise known as the SS Traffic Wardens. A couple of years ago the SS were given traffic policing as part of their portfolio, as you can imagine this really appealed to the various fascists, perverts and fascist perverts who fill the ranks of the SS who took to this new role with zeal... But Mercedes and Audi have taken that zeal to another level.
They got into trouble a couple of years ago by their blatant interfering in order to ensnare more traffic violators. In one example a Dino was running to his car to get there before the parking meter expired. Mercedes tripped the Dino up so he was too late. In another incident a car was parked a few centimeters before double yellow lines started. Audi used a powerful magnet to pull the car onto the yellow lines. They got into trouble with their C.O. but managed to avoid being kicked out of the SS after they discovered their C.O. was a frequent visitor to a brothel...
A couple of years later the boys are back. This time they have made history by fitting a cloaking device to a speed camera. But as not enough drivers were over the limit they spread washing up liquid on the road to speed the cars up. Unfortunately this resulted in a twenty car pileup. The boys have decided to lay low for awhile.
