The DDS is happy to announce the upcoming civil partnership of Commander Quarz to his second-in-command Delicate Flower. The lads plan their union for later in the year. They broke the news despite Quarz being arrested for attempted sexual assault of a female DDS soldier earlier in the day. Quarz said it was a total mistake and he was left off by Windscorpion. Then Quarz and his boyfriend made their announcement.
Windscorpion was unavailable for comment, said to be distraught.
