Windscorpion gave a speech to a meeting of the Windy Massive (WM) and said they are slack. He urged the assembled young men to work much harder and build up their personal fitness and physical endurance for the punishment to come...
Windy unveiled Windy Calculus. He called it the rules and laws by which Windy Maniacs should live their lives.
The First Law Of WM : discipline x effort = enjoy
The Second Law Of WM : endurance / pain = satisfaction
Other laws would be unveiled later Windscorpion said. He also said that the official uniform of WM would be a skintight lycra body suit in shocking pink with a cutaway over the buttocks.
Windy unveiled Windy Calculus. He called it the rules and laws by which Windy Maniacs should live their lives.
The First Law Of WM : discipline x effort = enjoy
The Second Law Of WM : endurance / pain = satisfaction
Other laws would be unveiled later Windscorpion said. He also said that the official uniform of WM would be a skintight lycra body suit in shocking pink with a cutaway over the buttocks.
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