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The ANALyst : Life begins at 40 for Windscorpion?

Dr P.X. Vincent OBE this week discusses the icon of the DDS Windscorpion and how his role in the DDS is changing.

Windscorpion or Windy, you all know him. For most of the life of the DDS he has been it's icon and leader. From his time as DDS Commander to his long reign as the power behind the throne as DDS Protector the DDS was built by Windscorpion and it became a reflection of his values and his abilities.

But are times changing? The regime of Lord Rotarios has seen Windscorpion's role diminish. Windscorpion is now approaching 40, is he slowing down? Is the rampant young bull of the early 2090s becoming a flabby executive in the late 2100s? Is his brand of hard sexuality and libertarianism sports entertainment now dated in the New DDS of Lord Rotarios and his professionalism?

The answer is no, not yet but Windscorpion does need to reinvent himself as he reaches the 40 milestone. He needs to adapt his message to the New DDS. He has tried to restore his gay sex cult the Windy Massive from the oblivion of the Cult Of Windy (which was massacred by the Hoods) but it just remains a fringe group. Basically a collection of fitness freaks and misfits with no friends who resort to violent buggery and sado-masocism as a result of a lack of interpersonal skills. Young men are shying away from the WM with it's messages of sexual violence, hedonistic gay abandon and cocktails and finding the Hoods and professionalism a more worthwhile pursuit. Why spent time hurting other young men when you could be spending your time in study and self-improvment. As the DDS has always been a haven to lost young men who have no friends and no future the rewarding message of the Hoods has proven more attractive than the self-destructive oblivion of the Windy Massive.

So Windscorpion needs to reinvent the WM, to make it a creative regime instead of just painful. To make more of it than just an endless gay orgy. Unfortunately for Windscorpion there are signs that he is taking the other extreme : taking the WM into ever more violent avenues of humiliation, self-abuse and degradation. Windscorpion needs to make a virtue of the physical aspects of WM : fitness, self-belief and endurance. Not use it as a by-product of bottom abuse.