21.6.06

Annual CenFac vs OpSys cricket match descends into chaos... again

The annual cricket match between a Central Facility (CenFac) XI and Operational System Staff (OpSys) XI took place today at the sports ground at GHQ. This year Windy was able to turn out for OpSys. Gripping his bat tight he gave the balls offered to him by young men a good hammering. He said this was just like last saturday night. He took no further part in the match, failing to return from the showers. From where the screams of young men could be heard, for some unknown reason.

OpSys made 109ao, Windy scoring 69. In reply CenFac cruised to a victory and scored 110-0. The fact Lord Rotarios has all of OpSys arrested apart from the bowlers was purely incidental. CenFac wicketkeeper Redjec once again suffered a heavy blow to the groin.