29.6.06

The ANALyst : What is the DDS?

This time Dr Carlos Judas Vincentos OBE goes intellectual and muses on what exactly the DDS is.

What is the DDS? It might seem a strange question and even an easy question to answer. But i don't mean the UNP Security Force, i mean what is the DDS really? The DDS is everything and anything, the DDS is all around us. Confused? Well obviously you do not have as high an IQ as myself so I will explain.

The DDS is a way of life, an attitude. Its a spirit that drives like minded young men on. Cheating on your girlfriend is DDS (especially if its cheating on her with a guy), getting the highest mark in class is DDS, cheating to get the highest mark is very DDS. Cheating anyway just for the Hell of it is Uber DDS. The DDS is violence, attitude, single-mindedness and more violence. The DDS is a code, a recipe for life. The DDS is Hardcore.

So even if you cannot join the DDS you can still be DDS. Understand? No you probably don't, as I am more intelligent. Thats so DDS.