Oojok Day, celebrating the anniversary of the arrival of Oojok on Cloneworld many years ago, has been celebrated again after being suppressed during the brief period when the Church of Oojok was banned.To celebrate the lifting of the ban 1000s of loyal Clones flocked to Ailier City and dozens of smaller celebrations across the planet (though not so many across the empire).
In Ailier City extreme zealots were whipped through the streets and rubbed their genitals against broken glass in order to prove their love of Oojok! Ayatollah Clone XE personally led the festivities and dug a ceremonial furrow on a wheat field using his erect penis! Windy is understood to have shown an interest in this.
Afterwards XE addressed the crowds and said, "Fellow Clones, today we celebrate the arrival of The Golden One to our land and his leadership in our deliverance from sorrow and despair. Before Oojok this land was a dark one, a land of ignorance and filth! Now it is a land of light and peace. Clones are the masters of their own destiny again! Humanity now trembles when the Clone roars!
"That is all due to the glory of Oojok. Oojok is the only way for Clones to achieve our destinies. Only in Oojok is there happiness. Only in Oojok is there satisfaction. Only in Oojok is there actualisation. Only in Oojok is there glory! Oojok is most great!"
The crowd then enjoyed a pop concert.
