A few hundred young men have protested at DDS GHQ against the poor quality of food available in DDS canteens. Although mostly peaceful there were a few scuffles with security and a couple of rapes.
"Everything is sausage!" a protestor said, a WM spokesman retorted that "We in Windy Massive want to see a hot sausage inside all of our young men every morning. We are looking into other meals too however such as toad in the hole and chocolate fudge."
Windy is known to be a vegetarian, except on Fridays.
