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Mixed results for Level 4 Cloak

The DDS have concluded the initial trials of the first so-called Level 4 cloak aboard a Rome corvette loaned to DDS Research. The delayed trials took place during late August and if successful could herald a new generation of cloaking devices that could render neutrino soaking and other detection methods obsolete.

Unfortunately it does not quite work. During the trials intensified neutrino pulses could still reveal the location of the ship. The crew were also subject to extended bouts of nausea which resulted in mass projectile vomiting and explosive anal discharge. Dr Forbidden thinks that tweaks to the cloaking field could solve these problems, Windy has suggested Team Redjec have the Level 4 cloak fitted to their ship for "very long and intensive trials".