Team Redjec, the refuge of many broken young men and women victims of abuse and addicts to self-loathing, has announced it's first annual awards celebrating and rewarding merit and accomplishment in TR which is the fastest growing movement in the DDS!
Toilet Attendant Of The Year : Trojan Warlord
TW wins this prestigious award and earns a golden broom. He has been consistent in his toilet cleaning duties, consistently awful that is but no one else was up for nomination. TW dropped his award and broke it of course.
Most Improved TR Member : The Onion
Redjec was happy to award his cousin this award after his massive improvement over the last year. Redjec told the audience that Onion no longer regularly wets the bed and is no longer afraid of balloons. The Onion was very happy to hear these kind words it was reported.
Man Of The Year : Redjec
Who could win this prestigious award, to reward he who has done the most for Redjecism and given a slim flicker of hope to the hopeless. Who would win this award given to a man who typifies the values of Team Redjec : modest success, miminal sexual dsyfunction and being cheap? Why Redjec of course! Who else?!
Redjec gave this speech : "Fellow TR members, it is a great surprise to me to receive this award from ...er... myself. Of course my dazzling unparalelled achievements would not be possible without the help of ...er... OK moving on. These awards proves that Team Redjec is not a collection of losers! We are not losers! We are winners! Well except Trojan Warlord of course..."
