Dino Liaison Officer Gibson, recently returned from a long visit to DDS Research on Solaris (it is reported he caught swine flu and was hospitalised for a few weeks) was yesterday caught in a highly unfortunate and embarrassing incident when he was asked to inspect a group of Dino Army troops on an exchange visit to the DDS.
While he was inspecting the young men it is reported he suddenly had to run off the parade ground because he had an erection. 200 members of the galaxy's press were on hand and by the time he had returned from his office his erection was front page news on 23,000 newspapers across the cosmos.
