5.8.09

Success for Trojan Warlord... kinda

Team Redjec is proud to announce that Trojan Warlord's autobiography cum toilet cleaning manual "The Toilet Attendant" has gone straight in at #97 in the Proxima 7 Book Sales Chart. Two branches of Borders are known to stock it though one was a mistake and the stock was quickly returned.

TWs book chronicles his sad life, from a brutal childhood of endless bullying and sexual humiliation to a brutal career in the DDS with endless bullying and sexual humiliation. He spends an entire chapter on the harrowing incident where after endless torment and beatings at school he stood in front of the class, dropped his trousers and masturbated. This changed his life at school around. After that he got beatings from his classmates and the teachers as well.

He also covers the rather low point where he was kicked out of the DDS and had to become a male stripper only when he came on stage the audience of mostly women went crazy and demanded he put his clothes back on.

TW also gives advice on cleaning toilets, especially how to avoid breaking them. The book is on sale now and will no doubt be filling bargain bins very soon if not already.