15.8.05

DDS House news update

Trojan Warlord here, the co-ordinator of the DDS House System, back with another update of what is happening in the 4 DDS Houses...

Windy's Red House is busy with the Tarbotians of course and have earnt 100 points for defeating the Tarbotians, Yellow and Green houses also received 20 points each as they were also a part of the operation. Windy said he was having "an orgasm of pleasure" for receiving such a prize. Oo-er...

Horsehead's Blue House have been a bit quiet, Knobhead won 15 points for another successful anti-pirate sweep though most of Blue House has been down with the flu...

The champion house Yellow House, commanded by The Orchid of course, is as usual winning big points for being professional! Quarz won 10 points for completing the distributed crewing programme. The Orchid herself won 35 points for a training mission for the Remedians. Her house will also win 45 points when they train the Raegris in the use of ther Quasar cruisers they have just bought.

Sea Urchin's Green House is bogged down in Porquat 640, they won 20 points for defeating an insurgent cell but were docked 5 points when another cell blew up the Il'Raise toilet factory in Porquat City.

Thats all folks!