23.5.05

Bomb blasts rock Porquat 640

Seventeen bomb blasts across 3 major cities on Porquat 640 shattered the peace on sunday. Over 45 people have been reported killed by the explosions, including 4 DDS soldiers of peace. These attacks are the first for 7 months since the DDS liberating forces launched a crackdown on remnants of the old unprofessional regime. It is not known who is behind these attacks but Sea Urchin, the officer in charge of DDS forces on Porquat 640 suspected the insurgency to be the work of ultra-nationalist forces.

DDS Director Of Operations Action Painting condemned the attacks as "An assault on professionalism by people who have yet to realise the benefits of the New DDS which are personal growth, goal achievement and self-actualisation." Action Painting promised a "package of measures" to tackle the problem though he added, "In real terms acts of insurgency are down 47% on last year."