In a surprise move, considering his lack of career options and talent, the Trojan Warlord has resigned from the DDS said to be a result of his second brutal assault at the hands of the Hoods. Following news of his departure the DDS share price rose 14%. Trojan said he was fed up being treated by disdain by the DDS and wanted a new job where he could be respected and valued for his "unique portfolio of skills".
It is thought he is now working as a male stripper in Hexian City.
