Windscorpion has opened a shop selling merchandise in Stoke, Terra. The shop will sell many items from W's Style including "Work Harder Loser" t-shirts and books on the life of Windy. A 1000 page photobook of naked photographs of Windy is also available.Windy and various friends were present when the shop was opened by The Queen who cut the pink ribbon. Windy thanked The Queen for coming, saying that he was a cool guy. Windy also unveiled the sushi he has made himself and which will be sold in the shop's sushi bar (yet to open). He said he hand rolled the sushi at night though did not reveal which parts of his anatomy he used to roll the sushi.
Windy said that foods like sushi that include fresh ingredients and fish are good for virility and health and are key to the W's Style message. Windy said that young men needed to turn back from the obese ways of before and become ultra fit. "If its not hurting its not working!" he said as he stripped off his pink tank top to reveal his ripped torso. He then led the press in an aerobics session. Windy said that he was the "Mr Motivator" of the 22nd century.
Windy's shop, called Windy Treats is open 7 days a week and staff are always on hand to assist customers in any requests... Sushi is available first thing but sells out very quickly so come early to avoid dissappointment. Remember, the early bird catches the worm. The early Windy buggers you violently with a knife. Sure win!
