Windy claims to be father of Dino race

Windscorpion, at a media briefing, has claimed he is responsible for the Dino race! He said that he took Dinosaur eggs from Earth before the asteroid hit and then placed them on Sirius, where over the next 67 million years they evolved into the Dinos. He says this explains why Dinos share DNA with Terran reptiles and birds. A spokesdino for the Dinos said it was rubbish and Windscorpion probably had overdosed on amyl nitrate.