LORD ROTARIOS, hail to his polished metal penis, has declared the word "can't" illegal. All dictionaries in the New DDS, which is facilitating optimal professional growth, have had the offending word removed. THE LORD said "The New DDS is a can-do organisation, there is no such thing as ... that word which will no longer be referred to. In fact the word never has existed, it is all a figment of an unprofessional mind.
"The New DDS will be a convergent vessel of holistic right-scope self-actualisation. Don't forget : for us to win, you don't have to lose."
