12.7.05

Oscar situation update

Earlier this year the troubled planet of Oscar (which is split between the humans and clones) caught the attention of the galaxy's media when the insane human leader Cooker Tee captured The Orchid and demanded the DDS assist his side in their war with the clones. The DDS regained their officer and punished Tee's forces, devastating the government building and capturing Tee who met a grisy fate, death after much brutal torture.

Oscar's human territory descended into near civil war, this prompted the DDS to send one of it's officers there, Captain Von Kane, to assess the situation. He managed to stabilise the human side after a few well chosen downsizings. Von Kane, who later joined the 1st Fleet, told LVN "Der human schwein needed the hard brutal jackboot of der DDS ja?" Vodaphone added, "The situation has normalised and we hope that both sides can now find peace." It is thought that the 1st DDS Army Brigade remains on standby for deployment however if the situation worsens again.