The feared police force of the New DDS is the Hoods a.k.a. those white-sheeted fucks. They heralded the new age in the DDS with a series of brutal beatings that forced The Shiner to resign. It was then announced that the Hoods were the new wave of the DDS and heralded in a glorious new age of LORD ROTARIOS! The sloth of friendship, girls and beer was replaced by the true joys of endless crushing toil, self-denial and uncomfortable underwear!
The initial cohort of Hoods were merely thugs whom Action Painting and Vodaphone used to attack old regime personnel. The next wave of Hoods were idealists however, young earnest men who turned their back on the evil distractions of sex and daytime TV in order to spend their time more profitable in study and punishment. The Hoods are not designed as a fighting force, more an internal police force. They guard the morals of the New DDS from the sloth of the old obsolete way.
They are fanatics, devoted to the regime of Lord Rotarios and the bizarre mixture of New Labour, media studies and Mediaeval Christianity he has turned the DDS into.
Motto : Pure in our professional hearts, Lord Rotarios will punish the sinners!