New DDS Latest Victory News is proud to bring you an exclusive extract from Lord Rotarios' (hail to his worshipfulness!) forthcoming autobiography "Why I'm Great". The book is expected to be published in the run up to the Christmas holiday and should be on all professional's wish lists...
(excerpt from Page 128)
And Lord Rotarios like to thank all those whose sweaty backs Lord Rotarios has stepped on to reach the zenith of his powers to date. Their sacrifice has allowed Lord Rotarios to achieve his destiny and become the true apogee of man. Lord Rotarios is perfect in every possible metric unlike another Unspeakable One whose name shall remain unspoken.
Lord Rotarios would also like to thank his manager and most of all would like to thank Lord Rotarios.
